to catch a bus you have to think like a bus
By the time I have kids they’re literally going to be buying air
fun fact: that “air” is nitrogen that keeps your chips fresh
Fun fact: there were three chips in that bag. Three.
…”And more importantly, is he single?”
Steve and Natasha in unison: "NO."
Sam looks like he’s having a religious experience.
if i die before my favorite show ends then use an ouija board to keep me updated about what happens next
I’m willing to let your child wither and die inside you if that’s what’s required.
games that let you save anywhere instead of making you go to save points